Just in case any of us gets carried away!!
A fire and brimstone preacher was haranguing his congregation. He said,
“Far too many people think they are perfect, but we are all miserable sinners.”
Looking each member of the congregation in the eye he thundered,
“I challenge anyone here who thinks he or she is perfect to raise your hand now.”
There was silence as the preacher glared at the congregation. Almost un-noticed, an unprepossessing, inoffensive little man at the rear of the church hesitatingly raised his hand.
The preacher looked at him in disbelief. “You are perfect?” he shouted.
“No sir, not me, I’m speaking as proxy for the wife’s first husband.”!!
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